Jessica Lowndes Red Swimsuit Authoritatively

Jessica Lowndes is a Hollywood name everybody forgets until they check her out in a low cut top or a swimsuit and then they still forget her name, but chide themselves for not knowing. What if you ran into her at bowling league and forgot her name. How embarrassing.

Jessica's made a number of sub-par films and TV shows which is not nearly as important as that fact that her body would cost you four lifetimes of earnings were you to purchase it in a Moroccan bazaar. Ask for Shariq and clap your hands on your head three times. Unless they changed the code. It's 2016, even North Africa understands white slavery needs a palm dates and assorted fruit snack storefront. 

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