Jaimie Alexander Oiled Up

Shape magazine is designed to give women false expectations of their body potential and then vaguely blame it on a body shaming male culture. Not a completely admirable content plan for a periodical, but better than ISIS Beheading Monthly which does mostly the same, then kills the models after their shoots for disgracing the faith by displaying their ankles.

Jaimie Alexander is that exceptionally good looking woman in all the Thor movies who gets two lines and a breast plate to remind you that Valhalla is not a bad place for meeting reserved chicks secretly into roleplay. It's probably difficult to watch Chris Hemsworth struggle with the acting craft while you've got it nailed and your chest is even nicer. Ten more squats while you pretend men also feel shame and regret about being sexually objectified.

Photo Credit: Shape

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