I could stare at Hannah Ferguson all day long and feel nothing but the very best kind of shame and regret. I'm not one of those guys who verbalizes all the nasty dirty broken things he wants to do with an obscenely attractive woman, but make no mistake, I'm thinking them. If women could read men's minds, they'd probably work over time on those rocket ship transporters to other planets. That or join more single sex gyms. Yes, I'm helping you lift because I'm a generous guy. Are those your tits there nestled in your sports bra? I thought so. Coincidences make me laugh too. Two more reps. This time, with your eyes closed. I'm starting to feel guilty.
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