This Guy Did It Right

Australian student Luke Moore went to the bank one day and noticed an extra $2 million in his account. After some careful deliberation he decided against notifying the bank...

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Baseball Bans Cross Dressing

Major League Baseball has banned the age old process of hazing rookies by making them dress as women. Of course, you could still make them do it and also make them say it's...

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Santa Body Shames Fat Kid

If Santa is telling you to lose weight you might have a problem, given that he himself is clinically obese. A nine year old North Carolina kid named Anthony Mayse went to...

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Black Friday Claimed Two Assholes

In three separate incidents, people were shot outside of malls during Black Friday while arguing about parking spots and other frivolous shit. Good. Critics say retail...

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People Are Not Wise To Fake News

There's been a lot of fuss about fake news article in the wake of the recent election. Pepsi's stock dropped five percent, reportedly because of a click-bait article where...

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Men Are Ruining Nudity

College students at Cambridge University held a competition to see who has the best ass, and called it the Best Bum Competition. Even though British women are pretty...

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Woman Groped In Virtual Reality

Jordan Belamire is the pseudonym of an anonymous woman who doesn't want to reveal her identity. She must know that she's completely worthy of ridicule. Also the point of a...

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Don't Fuck Your Students And Then Talk To Dr Phil

Mary Beth Haglin or "Bambi" as she's known in stripping circles and probably on Backpage is the Iowa substitute teacher who was porking her 17 year old student "hundreds of...

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Baby Changing Tables Coming To Men's Room Near You

President Obama just signed the BABIES Act, or the Bathrooms Accessible in Every Situation Act, which requires baby changing tables in men's bathrooms in publicly...

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Facebook Takes Another Man

A lecturer in the engineering school at the University of Virginia wrote something kind of stupid on Facebook and has now been forced to take a leave of absence. He will...

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Cop Drops N-Bomb On SnapChat

Part-time McKeesport police officer Melissa Adamson was trying to be funny and posted a SnapChat of herself wearing her new police uniform along with the caption "I'm the...

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The Terrorism Narrative Seems Skewed

Some guy did a real half assed job of blowing people up in Chelsea. If you're going to do it, that's a pretty solid option. Lay off the ACLU they have enough to worry...

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