When Did Christmas Get So Slutty?

In the aftermath of Christmas, with the gift wrap stuffed into a hefty bag and that polo shirt your mom got you ready to be exchanged for cash, we're left with only the...

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Ivanka Trump Airplane Saga Smells Fishy

It was plastered all over the news how married real estate heir and heiress Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner were accosted on a Jet Blue flight from JFK to San Francisco, and...

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The Snopes People Seem Weird

In an effort to combat "fake news" Facebook has enlisted a panel of sources including ABC News, PolitiFact, The Associated Press, and Snopes.

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Anderson Cooper Gay Elephant Porn

Anderson Cooper and his gay club promoter boyfriend and an Argentinian comic book artist went to Myanmar to nurture some rescued elephants and in the process took a bunch...

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Syrians Seem Pretty Violent (VIDEO)

If you were watching CNN yesterday morning you may have been treated to graphic footage of Turkish assassin Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş shooting Russian ambassador Andrey Karlov...

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Paris Jackson And Macaulay Culkin Serendipitous

Paris Jackson has been hanging out with Macaulay Culkin a lot which isn't coincidental because Culkin is the godfather to her and two of her siblings. She's 18. He's 36....

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Ex NFL Player Exposes Dick And Gets Off

Jamal Anderson was a really good running back for the Falcons and is now a TV sports analyst. His hobbies include cooking, golf, and as of yesterday walking into a...

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This Guy Did It Right

Australian student Luke Moore went to the bank one day and noticed an extra $2 million in his account. After some careful deliberation he decided against notifying the bank...

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Baseball Bans Cross Dressing

Major League Baseball has banned the age old process of hazing rookies by making them dress as women. Of course, you could still make them do it and also make them say it's...

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Tom Hanks' Wigger Kid Reproduces

You've got to be inherently suspicious of any dude who tries really hard to come off as genuine. Tom Hanks played a war hero and Captain Sully so people assume he's...

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Santa Body Shames Fat Kid

If Santa is telling you to lose weight you might have a problem, given that he himself is clinically obese. A nine year old North Carolina kid named Anthony Mayse went to...

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Hillary Clinton To Throw Worst Party Ever

To all those who said Hillary Clinton is elitist and out of touch with working class people, you've just been proven gloriously right, again. To celebrate her landslide...

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