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Kid Eaten By Alligator's Parents Not Suing

This was the little kid who got mauled to death by an alligator in a Disneyworld hotel. It's a shitty thing and there's nothing good that can come of taking your children...

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Lisa Bonet Comes Out Of Sex Scene Retirement (The Mr. Skin Minute Video)

Who knows shit like Lisa Bonet hasn't been naked on camera in twenty-two years? Mr. Skin does. He knows that cold like you know Bulgarian Olympic weight lifting records....

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Farrah Abraham Busty

Farrah Abraham is a contestant of sorts on Millionaire Matchmaker. This implies she's both a millionaire and in need of dating help. Both seem dubious. Forgoing the...

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Kate Beckinsale's Future Ex-Husband's New Girlfriend Looks Like Kate Beckinsale

When you're busting up with your wife in your 40's and you start boning a chick in her 20's who looks a lot like a younger version of your wife, either you're intentionally...

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Demi Lovato Solid Advice, Horrible Gaydar

Demi Lovato is taking some subtle credit in Nick Jonas breaking up with former Miss America, Olivia Culpo, who while smoking hot, is routinely described as boring as a...

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Alexis Ren Covered Topless And Other Blessings Of The Internet

Alexis Ren loves to tease. Or she teases for work and hates it but pretends to love it. If you're being honest with yourself as a man, you find those two indistinguishable....

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Brandy Norwood Piggbybacking Kesha

Brandy has filed a lawsuit against her record label Chameleon, and likened her recording contract to "slavery." She was actually quoting Prince, which isn't a great analogy...

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Doutzen Kroes And Lily Donaldson Bikinis In St. Tropez

DiCaprio threw another one of his St. Tropez save the planet with conspicuous consumption fundraising galas wherein people allocate a certain portion of their rape money...

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Sofia Richie Yachting

Lionel Richie's bang list is pretty impressive. Don't let that 80's mustache fool you, it was down into a lot of premium muff. And that was already Richie's second fame...

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Natalie Dormer Super Hot

At any given moment, Natalie Dormer is on eleven television shows. She plays the chick with the funky nose who's willing to do nudity. I'd list one of those skills on the...

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